My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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