Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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