I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
People with herpes should wear stickers.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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