Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
My life is pants optional.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
