You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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