Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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