They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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