Non-Jews are for practice
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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