She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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