pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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