Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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