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say what?
wanna hang out?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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