no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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