dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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