If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
