She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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