Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
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