Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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