Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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