ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I currently don't understand fingers.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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