is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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