he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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