We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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