When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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