My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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