Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I can't turn off my feet"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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