What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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