Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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