I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I need a beard to bite.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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