I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
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