is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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