I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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