I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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