CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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