So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
