Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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