that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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