When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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