I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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