Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
soo... how was my night?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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