we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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