Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Randomize