I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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