there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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