what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
a search helicopter?!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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