I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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