I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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