speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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