He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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