I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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